What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 01:35
Dr No
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-J W Pepper
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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A View to a Kill
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
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Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd