What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 06:36

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What is every dictators biggest fear?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
Diamonds Are Forever
If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Moonraker
What makes females believe or think abortions are part of a woman’s rights?
You Only Live Twice
-”She is very sexyful!”
-J W Pepper
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What is the best/cute/funny/playful chat/conversation between brother and sister?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What made you stop being an addict?
-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why did Britain steal Gibraltar from Spain?
From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.